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In the market for a new fake vagina and don’t know where to turn? You are not alone, my friend. Picking out the perfect synthetic pussy isn’t always easy, especially when there are so many different features and models to choose from. It’s almost like navigating the dating pool, only there aren’t as many desperate women vying for your attention through trickery and manipulation. The good part about hunting down the right masturbation toy is your ability to make it as simple or complicated as you want. Back in the day, men had far fewer options in terms of the sex toys they could use. Our ancestors were forced to stick their dicks into some pretty questionable items, from hollowed-out garden vegetables to scraped out animal membranes and just about everything in between. These days, however, our options are a lot better and the subsequent orgasms are as well. Thanks to innovations by creative, in-tune manufacturers with their fingers on the pulse of modern-day men, the magical market of synthetic vaginas is finally booming. You better get it while it’s hot. What Is a Fake Pussy? Synthetic pussies: What are they and why should you run out and buy one? Well, the first step in finding anything in the world is knowing exactly what you’re looking for. It’s difficult for a marketing team to trick or deceive a consumer who is well-informed, even if all the stops are pulled out and clever advertisements or freebies are thrown in your general direction. Although it sounds like an oxymoron, real fake vaginas are out there and they’re waiting on you to stick your dick in them as soon as you understand the basics. According to the most official definition, these kinds of toys go by several different names depending on who you ask, with nomenclatures including but not always limited to the following: Fake vaginas Synthetic pussies Counterfeit coochies Phony ponies Mock muffs Artificial asses Yes, most fake pussies have an ass as well as a vagina, but that’s not always the case and it’s important for you to realize and understand that. In fact, the features on the average synthetic vagina varies so widely that it’s almost impossible to describe every possibility. Generally speaking, however, these kinds of specialized masturbation toys are designed to simulate the sensations of real penetration through various, pre-determined means, components and materials. The Most Common Features Of Fake Pussies Although the finer details of each fake vagina model will vary greatly between makers and suppliers, there are a few features that all synthetic pussies must possess to make them worthy of inclusion in such a prestigious and beloved category. In other words, any sex toy that doesn’t have a few specific components can’t necessarily be considered a mock muff and it’s probably not the kind of product you’re looking for anyway. Here are the top five (5) most common things that all well-rounded counterfeit coohies should have: A Texturized Canal Anyone can flog their dolphin with …

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Is it just me or is getting a proper blowjob like winning the lottery these days? Nobody wants to slob on my knob unless I pay them or buy them dinner first, and I just don’t have that kind of dough. I’d much rather spend my hard-earned money on a sex toy that does the job for me without requiring special attention beforehand. That’s why I’m always on the lookout for the next best thing in oral simulation. I’ve gotten quite a few of my favorite devices off of the Lovehoney website, as their inventory is stocked with shit from almost every brand imaginable. Their own lineup is pretty impressive, too. For example, the Lovehoney Hot Shot male masturbator seems to do pretty well on the market. That handheld self-pleasure toy supposedly mimics the sensations of a good BJ in a remarkably realistic way. Or, at least that’s what the manufacturer says. I put it to the test and this is what I experienced. The Concept Of Lovehoney Hot Shot Heating Masturbator Hot Shot developers were obviously not trying to create another full-sized male masturbation device that stimulates the entire shaft of the penis. Their innovative approach to manual orgasm can be seen immediately in the unique design of this toy. It’s made to pleasure the glans and frenulum only using a variety of life-like, user-friendly features and industry-standard manufacturing elements such as skin-safe materials and ergonomic button positioning. The Features Of The Hot Shot It’s certainly not the fanciest thing I’ve ever seen and it’s probably not appropriate for all penis sizes, but the Hot Shot is a very well-rounded product otherwise and it has all the features you’d want in a handheld oral sex simulation device. For instance, it offers an incredibly deep 3-inch insertable length (ideal for deep throat sensations) and it has a comfortable canal diameter of an inch and a half (AKA: no scraping). The LHS also plays out six different vibration patterns through its integrated motor and each of those patterns can be enjoyed at three different intensity levels. But that’s not even the best part. As it turns out, the Hot Shot is a warming device as well, meaning it can heat up to 104°F to mimic the hot breath of a horny partner. So essentially, this toy is made to provide the shallow glans and frenulum stimulation or typical oral sex plus the warming sensation of a real human mouth – both of which are indicative of a good blowjob. That’s a pretty innovative design if you ask me, making this toy a probable favorite during solo missions. The entire thing is carefully crafted out of skin-safe silicone with no latex or phthalates whatsoever – great news for anyone who has allergies or sensitivities. Compatible with all water-based lubes, this bad boy is splash-proof as well, so clean-up should be a breeze. It’s completely USB rechargeable too and even features a travel lock to give us all a little peace of mind …

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The masters of masturbatory magnificence have done it again, only this time their newest product has men from all over the world questioning their relationship status. The globally celebrated Fleshlight brand is known for its commitment to excellence, and the new Quickshot Launch is no exception. They’ve created a revolutionary male masturbation device that expertly combines convenience and cleanliness with sensational satisfaction. The famous Fleshlight Launch is an automatic masturbation machine that sold millions of units as soon as it hit the market. The insertable masturbation sleeve from the inventory features a one-of-a-kind texture, is made from a transparent, skin-like material, and features an open-ended design. Together, those components form what’s come to be known as one of the greatest sex toy inventions since the dildo. Already being a fan of the original Fleshlight Launch device made it somewhat difficult for me to formulate an objective opinion on this new model. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I always say. However, after reading several reviews and being coaxed into trying the new and improved version, I jumped online and bought FQL as soon as it was released. Here’s what you need to know before spending any money on one. What Is The Fleshlight Quickshot Launch? The Quickshot Launch by Fleshlight is an innovative little number that possesses all the qualities you’d want in an automatic masturbation device. Extremely unique in its design, the FQL stands apart from the full-sized Fleshlights typically used in conjunction with the Launch. Not only is it a compact version of the brand’s already amazing product but it also features an exclusive open-ended design that makes maintenance and clean-up a breeze. This luxury pleasure product is made to simulate oral sex without manual manipulation, but this isn’t the first time the Fleshlight folks have toyed with this idea. The original Fleshlight Launch is still available, but it’s only compatible with their full-sized male masturbator inventory. Meanwhile, the Q-Launch combo is a more compact version that’s helping pent-up men from all over the world reach new orgasmic heights. Inspired by someone getting a righteous blowjob (not me), this thing is fit to produce sensations that are about as close as you can get to the real thing without laying money on the nightstand. This sensational device is just an inventive combination of the robotic Launch machine and the best-selling Quickshot male masturbation toy. Mr. “I Get Frequent Blowjobs” must have ran out of funds. And that’s another thing: I noticed that the FQL is one of the most affordable high-tech sex toys on the market despite it being the first of its kind. Locked inside the clear cradle created by designers who obviously appreciate voyeurism, this device uses a series of multi-function controls to produce extreme pleasure sensations to the penis depending on the user’s specific preferences. Easy to use and surprisingly powerful, this inventive machine is the result of a match made in masturbatory heaven. Feature-rich and ready to go after a quick charge, the …

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If you’re anything like me, you probably feel like you’ve seen just about everything on the sex toy market at this point. As professional penis pricks, we’re all pretty picky about what we bring into the bedroom. That increase in expectation has led many manufacturers to start thinking outside the box. In a world where most male masturbators are big, bulky squish-holes, it’s rather attention-getting when something different rolls out of the factory – the Fun Factory in this particular case. Their new Manta vibrating stroker is something new entirely, with a revolutionary design and features that will make your toes curl. What Is The Manta by Fun Factory? Never before seen on the market, the Manta is marketed as a men’s toy but it’s surprisingly fit for couples. Designed to offer superbly versatile pleasure, this bad boy is not only powerful but it’s also more compact than any other male masturbator in the industry. And while it may have a curious appearance and take some getting used to, it can, when used properly, provide a unique sexual experience for all parties involved. The Main Features According to the name, the Manta’s primary feature is the powerful vibrations produced by its industrial-strength motor. However, I think that’s probably the least impressive thing about this toy. In fact, I believe the device’s adaptability to its environment is mind-boggling to say the least. CLICK HERE TO FIND THE BEST PRICE ON THE INTERNET What I mean by that is this: you can use the Manta by yourself or with a partner, and in more ways than one. Depending on your desires, this tiny titan can insert itself into the situation in the following ways: DURING INTERCOURSE The Manta fits snugly between you and your lover’s body, turning your dick into a wireless vibrator. WHILE GETTING A BLOW JOB Endure more intense oral orgasms while enjoying a curious deep-throat sensation by incorporating the Manta during a blowjob. ALL BY YOUR LONESOME  Solo play is still okay, especially since the Manta is designed for hands-on stroking and allows for precision stimulation. The Manta has an extremely user-friendly design too, with a sleek body and an easy-grip handle (although I thought the button placement was a bit off). The top of the toy features a fork-like division of firm yet flexible prongs that are strategically placed to encompass the penis and intensify vibrations. Furthermore, those little ridges on the prongs are ideal for pooling up lube and keeping things running “smoothly.” TIP: The Manta can be used on your lady-friend as well. That forked prong is perfect for a quick clit massage. Speaking of intensified vibrations, this toy offers six different function speeds and six distinct vibration patterns via its pre-programmed interface that’s controlled by three built-in buttons on the front of the device. It has a travel lock function and the battery which runs it all is fully rechargeable. Made with skin-safe medical-grade silicone and German engineering, the Manta is also waterproof and whisper …

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I like a classic masturbator as much as the next guy, but there’s just something about a super high-tech device that really gets my motor running. Nowadays, it seems as though every major sex toy manufacturer is coming out with their own version of the next best thing. However, even in a world full of robotic machines, quality always trumps quantity. When I was first introduced to the trusty LELO brand back in 1782, their inventory was relatively small, somewhat unimpressive, and not much to talk about. Since then, the brand has made some major adjustments that have catapulted their reputation into the big leagues. Their once embarrassing lineup is now compatible with top dogs’ toys, not to mention the fact that most of LELO’s products are counted among the most high-tech in the industry. And that leads me to my main point: this F1s Developer’s Kit contraption that the LELO boys just introduced. The name, although quite misleading and mysterious, had me thinking I was about to be propositioned into a perverted pyramid scheme. Thankfully, the futuristic nomenclature is just a clever way to describe what has to be the most revolutionary male sex toy on the market, at least in my experience. What is the F1s Developer’s Kit Red? So, what makes the Lelo F1s Developer’s Kit Red such a top-notch tech machine? Well, for one, it’s designed to encourage the nerve endings in our cocks to wake the #^@& up. How does some 360-degree stimulation sound? Oh, and it’s called a “Developer’s Kit” for a very good reason: this thing let’s us customize our meat-beating with more precision than anything else I’ve ever seen. Once you get the toy (I feel like it’s not even fair to call it that), you’ll gain immediate access to an exclusive interface that allows you to tinker with sophisticated sensors and other “techie” settings to personally script a sexy session. The Software Developer’s Kit is completely free to use, definitely worth your time, and works independently from the already mind-blowing preprogrammed settings of the machine itself. In fact, the primary reason for this device’s instant success has nothing to do with the software development kit. Yes, it may technically be considered “the world’s first SDK sextech platform,” but that doesn’t seem to matter (probably because most people don’t know what the hell that is). As it turns out, the toy’s hyper-innovative, statistic-worshiping features are what make it so popular. I did a thorough investigation of the F1s DK because, quite frankly, I’ve been burnt before. To my chagrin, I had very little to complain about. CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL LELO’S WEBSITE The Main Features The mighty manufacturers, a.k.a. the majestic wizards down at the LELO factory, claimed to have bridged some invisible gap between nature and science with their new smart toy, the F1s. In other words, they’re saying the device makes downloadable porn and VR goggles seem incomplete. I mean, imagine a world where you could manipulate the …

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High-tech sex dolls are all over the place these days, but those bastards are way too expensive and sometimes hard to find. And while you can use a standard handheld masturbator in a pinch, those sons of bitches don’t always give you the realism required for a good time.  It’s a rough world out there, guys, so you may have to consider using a torso instead. If you’re gonna go that route, then you may want to do some homework before laying your money on the table for some cheap piece of shit. Junk is all over the place, can we all just admit that, and it’s even in the inventories of the best-known brands on the planet. Pipedream just so happens to be one of those brands with a less than perfect repertoire, but their Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2 may be an exception. What’s the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator? Basically, the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2 is a headless, armless, legless sex doll with dual canals – a pussy and an ass. However, it’s not your typical doll because it’s designed to give you a full-body experience despite its missing body parts. More like a highly detailed and textured torso, the Fuck Me Silly 2 is a remake of the original and it has a ton of new and improved features that I think most men will appreciate greatly. For example, this thing makes it easy to have realistic sex while enjoying all the visuals that make it so much fun. Perfect for voyeurs with a fantasy to fulfill, the Fuck Me Silly 2 brings all the necessary components together for a decent orgasm that doesn’t depend on partners or battery power. One of the good things about sex dolls like this is that you can use them to your heart’s delight without worrying about your time running out. And while it may not offer a mouth orifice for a satisfying BJ, it does have everything else you need to bust a nut like it’s your job. Put simply, this toy is made to help its users achieve something that’s impossible with a manual cock cranker or a battery-operated blowjob machine. Its design is revolutionary, but only because it avoids the typical trappings of fakeness – no coarse pubic hairs, no static facial expressions, and no two-bit attempt at making it gyrate on your dick. It’s a straightforward sex doll with one thing to give and that’s a rock-solid orgasm no matter how you use it. CLICK HERE TO FIND THE BEST PRICE ON THE INTERNET The Main Features As far as those “new and improved” features go, the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2 has plenty of them. Certainly a step up from the seemingly half-done design of the original, this new design gives men lots to look forward to. For starters, it features a pair of perky and juicy 36DD titties on the top of the torso that are sized and …

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I don’t know about you, but I’m a huge fan of the porn star Elsa Jean. Ever since she stepped her pretty little ass on the scene, I’ve been waiting for one of these sex toy companies to use her for one of their products. I wasn’t surprised when I heard that the Fleshlight brand was the first to latch on to her tight pussy. I mean, aren’t those guys always on the front lines? Elsa is now one of the famous Fleshlight girls, and you know what that means: buyer can get a manual masturbator that’s inspired by that fine vag and ass of hers. It didn’t take long for me to whip out my credit card and buy one, and I wasn’t disappointed. It turns out that the Elsa Jean Tasty texture is the hottest selling sleeve in the brand’s entire inventory. Did you expect anything different? I sure as hell didn’t. What Is the Elsa Jean Tasty Treat Pocket Pussy Sex Toy? Ms. Elsa Jean is a hot, young, petite thing with long, golden hair and the perfect pair of pouting lips.  Her Fleshlight toy has a lot of the same qualities, including a pair of perfect little lips. It’s a handheld masturbator that’s been expertly molded into a shape that’s as similar to her size and circumference as humanly possible. And if that doesn’t sound like enough to get your dick hard, wait until I tell you about all the fuckable features.   The Main Features The Fleshlight Girls are known as the hottest hos in porno, and Elsa Jean is no exception. Her remarkably realistic toy comes in either a pussy or an ass, with both of them equally detailed. Each one has a different sleeve texture, which just makes it even harder to choose my favorite one. The toy itself features the following things: A super tight, interchangeable sleeve A unique and superior texture that combines knobs, twists, and ridges to create a realistic sensation The Fleshlight brand’s patented SuperSkin material A sturdy, plastic case that holds the sleeve securely in place while you fuck it 9 inches of insertable length A hyper realistic vaginal orifice (TASTY) that features life-like labia folds A hyper realistic anal orifice (TREAT) that features life-like anus wrinkles Compatibility with Fleshlight brand harnesses, sleeve warmers, and the high-tech Launch device All in all, the Fleshlight Girls Elsa Jean masturbator is exactly like the other 23 Fleshlight Girls toys available, with one glaring difference: it has the endorsement of America’s number one sweetheart. CLICK HERE TO GET THE BEST PRICE ON THE INTERNET What Comes in the Box? One thing I like about the Fleshlight brand (other than the fact that they wasted no time turning Ms. Elsa into a toy) is the fact that they always include a few freebies with their products. While I would have liked a little more of a masculine, updated looking box, I can’t really complain about its contents. Inside the box of the …

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Being able to masturbate in peace is what every man wants. While there are plenty of handheld manual an automatic jerk-off machines available on today’s market, they’re not all as discreet as we’d like them to be. So, what would you say if I told you that you can beat your meat with a top of the line toy without anyone having to know you even do that shit? The future is now, ladies and gentlemen. The famous Fleshlight brand, known for its unique, high-end dick teasers, has finally created a complete lineup of user-friendly products that keep onlookers none the wiser. Just when you thought the flashlight-like design of their best seller was the pinnacle of perfection, here comes the Sex in a Can Series – a revolutionary way to please your penis in private. While it may sound like something straight out of a low budget sci-fi movie, the Sex in a Can Series is actually pretty cool – surprisingly realistic, of high quality, and pleasurable even for men who have become accustomed to the standard sex toy. So, if subtlety is your thing but giving up the quality of your orgasm is not, then listen up. What Is the Sex in a Can? The Sex in a Can Series is aptly named, mostly because it definitely looks like your regular tall boy can of craft beer – that, and you have sex with it. The series features four different models: the Sukit Draft, the O’Doyle’s Backdoor Stout, the Lady Lager, and the Succu Dry. And while they all use the same basic design concept, each one is different from the others in various ways. For example, they all have an inconspicuous cap that fits over a realistic orifice that opens up to a specialized canal texture inside. Plus, each model has a unique label as well, made to look somewhat similar to an actual can of beer. If you look close enough, however, most people with half a brain can tell it’s not really a beverage. From a distance, though, it usually passes as a leftover cold one. They’re all sized in such a way that they will fit snugly inside a koozie or cupholder too, which is one of the main things that make them so discreet. And unlike your traditional manual masturbator, the cans aren’t ergonomically shaped for the human hand. So, while the internal features of the Sex in a Can Series are intense and innovative, these bad boys can be tough to hold on to. The Main Features This rather unique series of male sex toys has some features that are interesting to say the least. For example, each model has an end cap that looks like a standard lid, but they can all be screwed on at variable tensions to control the amount of suction within the canal. Tighten it for more suction, loosen if for less resistance. Meanwhile, the famous Fleshlight SuperSkin material awaits you on the inside and features exclusive, …

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Among the many different types of male sex toys out there, one of the most popular forms is the pussy mold. It’s not hard to find hundreds of different options, each with its manufacturer claiming to have the cream of the crop. However, even a raving idiot knows that they can’t all be as amazing as they’re marketed to be. Some are bound to be better than others and I’m here to figure out which ones rise to the top. In my search I discovered the Doc Johnson Pussy  molded to replicate the famous porn star, Sasha Grey. It’s a standard sex torso with a few features that really grabbed my attention. And while it may or may not be the best thing in the industry, it’s certainly worth mentioning. So, here goes nothing. You can decide for yourself. What Is the Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Ultraskyn Realistic Vagina? As mentioned, the Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Ultraskyn Realistic Vagina is a well-made sex torso, sans the stomach, arms, and legs. It’s essentially just the business end of a woman – the vag and anus only. No nagging, no cuddling, no awkward eye contact. Men tend to enjoy having sex with these types of toys because they offer an unusual amount of voyeuristic pleasure – a visual boost to the libido that’s hard to get with a standard handheld masturbator. However, sex torsos have their drawbacks too and we’ll discuss that soon enough. The Main Features The DJ Sasha Grey Pussy  has a variety of sumptuous features, including: A super stretchy, hyper-realistic TPE material called “UltraSkyn” that has antibacterial properties A wired, scroll wheel remote control with an attached multi-speed bullet vibrator A special hole made exclusively to house the vibrating bullet Multiple vibe speeds and intensity levels An open-ended design that makes room for almost any size penis Synthetic public hair detailing on the top of the pussy A rosy-pink labia Realistic skin folds on the anus A ridged lining inside the pussy A canal diameter of .5 inches An internal length of 7.5 inches No latex or phthalates What Comes in the Box? The box, which features various pictures of Sasha Grey, contains the following items:  The Doc Johnson Deep Penetration Pussy  (of course) A wired, remote-controlled vibrating bullet A set of instructions A sample bottle of renewal powder You’ll have to buy some AA batteries for the remote if you plan to use it and spring for some good water-based lube too because you get none of that either. Plus, this son of a bitch is going to be difficult to store and protect considering you get absolutely nothing to put it in. How It Feels Overall, this toy feels pretty realistic and has a decent weight distribution. The internal ridges are a nice touch and the external detailing make it quite interesting to look at. Still, it’s not the best thing I’ve ever fucked and I’m about to tell you why. The Cheers and Jeers Like I …

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